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Federal Executions to be “auctioned off” to the Highest Bidder

January 11, 2021

Upon his release from Federal prison after receiving his pardon from President Trump, Tiger King is scheduled to be the first non-Federal BoP individual to execute a Federal prisoner.

The execution is scheduled for tomorrow, January 12, 2021, in Indiana.

Tiger King has not yet decided on the method he will use.

Of the flurry of Executive Orders issued by Trump on December 5, 2020, one detailed Trumps plan to “open up” Federal executions to non-Federal BoP officers. The execution will be recorded, and is set to air on Trump’s new television show “Tiger King: Justice Served”, on his new entertainment/news channel (subscription required.)

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Trump Issues Pardon to Tiger King

January 10, 2021

Outgoing President Trump has issued a record amount of pardons these past few days in what some consider an attempt to curry favor with as many people as he can after his failed attempt at insurrection. In addition to admitting guilt to a federal crime, acceptance of the pardon will require the pardoned to purchase a one-year subscription to Trump’s soon-to-be-released entertainment/news channel.

One of these pardons was issued to Tiger King.

Tiger King is set to be released tomorrow, January 11, 2021, at noon. He will then be flown to Washington, DC on an all-expenses-paid-by-the-USTaxpayer trip to meet with Trump in the Oval Office, along with Ivanka and Jared, Rudy Giuliani, Lin Wood and Michael Flynn, and others, to discuss a new project tentatively entitled, “Tiger King: Justice Served.” Details of the project have not yet been released.