January 21, 2021
After a tense stand-off between the Secret Service and former President Trump in the White House, Trump appears to have set the building on fire. As of this moment, his motives remain unclear. According to officials, the fire began shortly after the negotiating team rejected his first and final demand for a week’s supply of fast food. As far as can be determined, the structure remains intact, but we are told a chair and some of the carpet in the vicinity of the Resolute Desk are charred.
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