January 10, 2021
Outgoing President Trump has issued a record amount of pardons these past few days in what some consider an attempt to curry favor with as many people as he can after his failed attempt at insurrection. In addition to admitting guilt to a federal crime, acceptance of the pardon will require the pardoned to purchase a one-year subscription to Trump’s soon-to-be-released entertainment/news channel.
One of these pardons was issued to Tiger King.
Tiger King is set to be released tomorrow, January 11, 2021, at noon. He will then be flown to Washington, DC on an all-expenses-paid-by-the-USTaxpayer trip to meet with Trump in the Oval Office, along with Ivanka and Jared, Rudy Giuliani, Lin Wood and Michael Flynn, and others, to discuss a new project tentatively entitled, “Tiger King: Justice Served.” Details of the project have not yet been released.